*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town
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I’m incredibly offensive and clumsy and I'm a motherfucking fairy.
"I am the maniac. I am the fool. I found a monster in me when I lost my cool."
I’m gonna learn to play the ukulele!
Tattoo blog x
blog that posts stuff but you wont actually look at because lets be honest people that self promo on someone else’s photo are just fishing for attention and are extremely annoying blog
So today I went to take the entry exam to get into Haney, and there were 4 subjects and I got the highest score you could get on all of them….
so in other news looks like I’m gonna actually get my massage therapy license!
why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
Remember limewire
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
I HATE IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO A CONVERSATION AND YOU LIKE WORK UP ALL THIS COURAGE TO SAY THE THING AND YOU FINALLY SAY THE THING AND NOBODY EVEN HEARS YOU/ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU EVEN SAID ANYTHING AND YOU JUST FEEL DUMB AND UGH
This idea that you “have” to forgive people in order to move on or whatever is complete and utter bullshit. You don’t “have” to forgive anyone in order to live a life that’s fulfilling to you.
